Gabgupjat Legrathap is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, all-knowing donkey.

Gabgupjat Legrathap created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabgupjat Legrathap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gabgupjat Legrathap, it will destroy your home solar system.

Gabgupjat Legrathap's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gabgupjat Legrathap's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt birds.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always help bats.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gabgupjat Legrathap.

5. Never eat green fruit.