Hunboghug is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, competent finch.

Hunboghug created tapeworms seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunboghug, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hunboghug, she will turn you into a plant.

Hunboghug's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Hunboghug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near geese while wearing green kilts and balancing eight tin spheres on your hands.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hunboghug.

5. Never talk about fire.