Hunboghug is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, competent
finch.
Hunboghug created tapeworms seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hunboghug, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Hunboghug, she will turn you into a plant.
Hunboghug's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Hunboghug's Holy Commandments1. Never think about gravity near geese while wearing green kilts and balancing eight tin spheres on your hands.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hunboghug.
5. Never talk about fire.