Xuckvonkwabvon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, resourceful raven.

Xuckvonkwabvon created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckvonkwabvon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xuckvonkwabvon, it will refuse to believe in you.

Xuckvonkwabvon's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Xuckvonkwabvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ants.

2. Do not take Xuckvonkwabvon's name in vain.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never feed lots of aubergines to horses while wearing violet jumpers.
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