Vinpibrotleg is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, competent bat.

Vinpibrotleg created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vinpibrotleg, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vinpibrotleg, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Vinpibrotleg's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Vinpibrotleg's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Vinpibrotleg.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never jump in holy places.