Vinpibrotleg is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, competent
bat.
Vinpibrotleg created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Vinpibrotleg, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Vinpibrotleg, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Vinpibrotleg's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Vinpibrotleg's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Vinpibrotleg.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Do not dye your hair cyan.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Never jump in holy places.