Yarljinquaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered wombat.

Yarljinquaf created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarljinquaf, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yarljinquaf, he will turn you into a sheep.

Yarljinquaf's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Yarljinquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick bats.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yarljinquaf.