Targhudrag is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, stupid tortoise.

Targhudrag created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targhudrag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Targhudrag, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Targhudrag's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Targhudrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not kill birds.

3. Do not hurt snakes.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.