Tanminbop is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, overgenerous slug.

Tanminbop created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanminbop, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tanminbop, it will ignore you.

Tanminbop's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Tanminbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

4. Tanminbop loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

5. Never look in ponds.