Veddidladkab is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, emotional monkey.

Veddidladkab created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Veddidladkab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Veddidladkab, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Veddidladkab's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Veddidladkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near snails.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Veddidladkab.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not eat strawberries.