Binarfnill Lenmatfon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, boastful faun.

Binarfnill Lenmatfon created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Binarfnill Lenmatfon, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Binarfnill Lenmatfon, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Binarfnill Lenmatfon's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Binarfnill Lenmatfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not bounce in public.