Camlikdav is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, flying armadillo.

Camlikdav created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camlikdav, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Camlikdav, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Camlikdav's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Camlikdav's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Hide from fawn nematodes for they are unholy.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. You must love Camlikdav.

5. Never look at stars.