Tiglamnell is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, grumpy dove.

Tiglamnell created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tiglamnell, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tiglamnell, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tiglamnell's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tiglamnell's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

4. Never sing near porpoises.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.