Rigmipjonkip is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful mink.

Rigmipjonkip created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Rigmipjonkip, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rigmipjonkip, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rigmipjonkip's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Rigmipjonkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Feed all hungry seals.

3. Retreat if three nematodes approach from the north.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Rigmipjonkip must be the most important thing in your life.