Wabrapxem is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic giraffe.

Wabrapxem created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabrapxem, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wabrapxem, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wabrapxem's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Wabrapxem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Wabrapxem on top of all buildings.

2. Always help birds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Wabrapxem.

5. Do not shave your arms.