Badyak is a god.

He takes the form of a large, impressive human.

Badyak created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badyak, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Badyak, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Badyak's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Badyak's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never paint your chest purple.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not skip in public.