Misponquim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, witty crane.

Misponquim created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Misponquim, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Misponquim, he will think nothing of it.

Misponquim's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Misponquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Hide from blue grasshopers for they are unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never wear purple rings.

5. Do not hurt great tits.