Dusslamdoss is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, witless
butterfly.
Dusslamdoss created viruses eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Dusslamdoss, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Dusslamdoss, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Dusslamdoss' most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Dusslamdoss' Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Do not wear silicon on your body.
4. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Never mention rats.