Weebenrow is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered chinchilla.

Weebenrow created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weebenrow, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Weebenrow, it will turn you into a slug.

Weebenrow's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Weebenrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Weebenrow's priests.

2. Do not take Weebenrow's name in vain.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Weebenrow loves mites, so they must be respected.
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