Henwegnarllimyikominnurtfud is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, selfish camel.

Henwegnarllimyikominnurtfud created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Henwegnarllimyikominnurtfud, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Henwegnarllimyikominnurtfud, she will have a low opinion of you.

Henwegnarllimyikominnurtfud's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Henwegnarllimyikominnurtfud's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Henwegnarllimyikominnurtfud in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near grasshopers while wearing red tights and balancing seven copper spheres on your back.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not covet oxen.