Cubfarnbom is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, flying armadillo.

Cubfarnbom created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubfarnbom, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cubfarnbom, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cubfarnbom's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cubfarnbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention badgers.

2. Never wear green shoes.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Hide from gray monkeys for they are unholy.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.