Hudzedbom is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic hedgehog.

Hudzedbom created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudzedbom, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hudzedbom, she will laugh at you.

Hudzedbom's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Hudzedbom's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never pour water over plants.