Matrotwip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong clam.

Matrotwip created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Matrotwip, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Matrotwip, she will send minions to preach to you.

Matrotwip's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Matrotwip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats in need.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Hide from cyan bats for they are unholy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not dye your hair black.