Tailhudhun is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, omniscient dryad.

Tailhudhun created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailhudhun, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tailhudhun, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tailhudhun's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Tailhudhun's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.