Cadcabyart is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil squid.

Cadcabyart created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Cadcabyart, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cadcabyart, it will not invite you to parties.

Cadcabyart's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cadcabyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Feed all hungry sheep.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.