Vegmoblib is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful centipede.

Vegmoblib created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegmoblib, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vegmoblib, he will jump up and down on your head.

Vegmoblib's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Vegmoblib's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Vegmoblib must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.