Gubrighan is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, stupid chinchilla.

Gubrighan created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Gubrighan, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gubrighan, he will be very sad.

Gubrighan's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gubrighan's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Fast once a month.
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