Vegomtflow is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, proud newt.

Vegomtflow created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegomtflow, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vegomtflow, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Vegomtflow's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Vegomtflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never talk about ducks.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not keep five seals in a large pit.

5. Never pour water over plants.
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