Nillbadfig is a god.

He takes the form of a small, amazing bee.

Nillbadfig created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillbadfig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nillbadfig, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nillbadfig's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Nillbadfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Always wear orange.