Cudpiblak is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, pitiless yak.

Cudpiblak created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudpiblak, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cudpiblak, she will boil you in a big pot.

Cudpiblak's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cudpiblak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. You must pray to Cudpiblak five times a day.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near aardvarks while wearing cyan trousers.

5. Do not dye your hair red.