Pibtinrut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, uncaring snail.

Pibtinrut created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibtinrut, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pibtinrut, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Pibtinrut's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Pibtinrut's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Pibtinrut four times a day.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not stand on grass.