Sakvogrot Cemgumzig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair unicorn.

Sakvogrot Cemgumzig created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakvogrot Cemgumzig, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sakvogrot Cemgumzig, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sakvogrot Cemgumzig's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sakvogrot Cemgumzig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never wear gray dresses.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Sakvogrot Cemgumzig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Hide if four turtles approach from the west.