Jinwotgat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing deer.

Jinwotgat created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinwotgat, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jinwotgat, it will remove you from existence.

Jinwotgat's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Jinwotgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never feed beans to voles while wearing shirts.

5. Never feed coconuts to tortoises while wearing violet dresses.