Stannabmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing hedgehog.

Stannabmeg created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stannabmeg, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stannabmeg, it will turn you into a rat.

Stannabmeg's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Stannabmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Stannabmeg in the centre of the settlement.

2. Stannabmeg must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Stannabmeg on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.