Boglinton is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unjust deer.

Boglinton created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Boglinton, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Boglinton, she will throw large rocks at you.

Boglinton's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Boglinton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never wear cyan tights.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.