Sablitnil is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unthinking hydra.

Sablitnil created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sablitnil, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sablitnil, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sablitnil's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Sablitnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat aubergines.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never write about ultrasonics.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not speak about peas.