Kommisgat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent deer.

Kommisgat created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kommisgat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kommisgat, it will turn you into a rock.

Kommisgat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Kommisgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Put Kommisgat first in all things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Kommisgat on top of all buildings.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.