Zigsisbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, compassionate fairy.

Zigsisbeg created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zigsisbeg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Zigsisbeg, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Zigsisbeg's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Zigsisbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Zigsisbeg loves birds, so they must be respected.

5. Never think about asteroids.