Wabbombig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, tranquil pig.

Wabbombig created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabbombig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wabbombig, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wabbombig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Wabbombig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tapirs.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Worship no other gods but Wabbombig.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near otters while wearing black kilts and balancing three nickel spheres on your feet.