Kan is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, clever cow.

Kan created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kan, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kan's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Kan's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about sharks.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.