Mifbigflynut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, effective monkey.

Mifbigflynut created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Mifbigflynut, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mifbigflynut, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Mifbigflynut's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Mifbigflynut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mifbigflynut.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not keep eight hamsters in a large pit.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always help shrews.