Flycitbem is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, tiresome wren.

Flycitbem created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flycitbem, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flycitbem, she will turn you into a plant.

Flycitbem's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Flycitbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.