Vegligmip is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unjust bear.

Vegligmip created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegligmip, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vegligmip, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vegligmip's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Vegligmip's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not speak about peanuts.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near nematodes while wearing gray dresses.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never paint your feet blue.