Nansaslipcetpakflabnigsak
is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional
duck
.
Nansaslipcetpakflabnigsak
created the Sun five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nansaslipcetpakflabnigsak
, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Nansaslipcetpakflabnigsak
, it will turn you into a mole.
Nansaslipcetpakflabnigsak's
most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Nansaslipcetpakflabnigsak's Holy Commandments
1. Do not speak about turnips.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Never think about dwarf planets.
4. Never mention great tits.
5. Never write about electromagnetism.
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