Nansaslipcetpakflabnigsak is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional duck.

Nansaslipcetpakflabnigsak created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nansaslipcetpakflabnigsak, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nansaslipcetpakflabnigsak, it will turn you into a mole.

Nansaslipcetpakflabnigsak's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Nansaslipcetpakflabnigsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about turnips.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Never mention great tits.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.