Vedgubtan is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing squirrel.

Vedgubtan created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vedgubtan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vedgubtan, she will turn you into a slug.

Vedgubtan's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Vedgubtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never wear pink kilts.

3. Feed all hungry badgers.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near manatees while wearing blue jumpers.
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