Ladfothit is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, omniscient
raven.
Ladfothit created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ladfothit, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Ladfothit, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Ladfothit's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Ladfothit's Holy Commandments1. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.
3. Run away if nine sharks approach from the north.
4. Never sprint near seals.
5. Never talk about comets.