Stikmadbass is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, almighty crow.

Stikmadbass created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikmadbass, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Stikmadbass, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Stikmadbass' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Stikmadbass' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.