Boglenyim is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, awe-inspiring pig.

Boglenyim created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boglenyim, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Boglenyim, he will be very unhappy.

Boglenyim's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Boglenyim's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.