Rotnellyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, omnipotent hare.

Rotnellyatt created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Rotnellyatt, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rotnellyatt, she will throw large rocks at you.

Rotnellyatt's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Rotnellyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not hurt tapirs.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Rotnellyatt.

4. Never wear pink rings.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.