Cinlindib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, sage alligator.

Cinlindib created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cinlindib, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cinlindib, she will turn you into a worm.

Cinlindib's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Cinlindib's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven grasshopers approach from the west.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Never talk about comets.