Listsanstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy penguin.

Listsanstaf created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listsanstaf, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Listsanstaf, it will curse you with boils.

Listsanstaf's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Listsanstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

5. Respect your elders.