Mittonkgod Omtfutominfar is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, caring gnu.

Mittonkgod Omtfutominfar created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mittonkgod Omtfutominfar, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mittonkgod Omtfutominfar, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Mittonkgod Omtfutominfar's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Mittonkgod Omtfutominfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never look at planets.